“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
Winston Churchill
Category: Section9
Laughing At Life
Champagne Evening
“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne.”
Bette Davis
Soul Kissed
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
Working Together
How To Shop For A Mate
“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”
Erma Bombeck
The Origin of the Kiss
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
Ingrid Bergman
Undeserved Kindness
Solving Social Problems
“I’ve always believed that a lot of the troubles in the world would disappear if we were talking to each other instead of about each other.”
Ronald Reagan
